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Irish Firefighter

I hope this does not offend anyone.

Subj: Irish Fire Fighter



Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York,

when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.


Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five stories up.


Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"


One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.



Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells:



"Don't be throwin' out the fookin' burnt ones!"
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Some may say bad taste, I however say funny.
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wow didnt see that one coming but still funny
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