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^ Top   #11   11.20.2009

Oldnewbiegonnabe Road Train Member   Last Seen: 1 Minute Ago 09.45 PM Member Since: Oct 2009 Location: Gulf Coast, MS Trucker? WannaBe Age: 56 Posts: 2,421 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 5,942 Thanked: 1,491 Times My Truckers Blog : 1

A wife asked her husband if he thought it would be okay for her to get a #### job. He told her yes but let's try this first. "Everyday I want you to fold up some toilet paper and rub it several times between your #####. She asked, "How the hell is that going to make my ##### grow?" He replied, "I don't know but it sure worked on your ###!!!! __________________ "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey

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^ Top   #12   11.22.2009

Big Don "Old Fart"   Last Seen: 2 Days Ago 09.09 PM Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Utah's DIXIE! Trucker? EX-11 Years Posts: 3,032 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 1,024 Thanked: 1,703 Times

Quote: Originally Posted by Oldnewbiegonnabe A wife asked her husband if he thought it would be okay for her to get a #### job. He told her yes but let's try this first. "Everyday I want you to fold up some toilet paper and rub it several times between your #####. She asked, "How the hell is that going to make my ##### grow?" He replied, "I don't know but it sure worked on your ###!!!! Hey man, this is a family forum. Ya can't say things like "####" and "###" on here. The kiddies might see it! __________________ Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened. Anatole France

^ Top   #13   11.22.2009

Oldnewbiegonnabe Road Train Member   Last Seen: 1 Minute Ago 09.45 PM Member Since: Oct 2009 Location: Gulf Coast, MS Trucker? WannaBe Age: 56 Posts: 2,421 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 5,942 Thanked: 1,491 Times My Truckers Blog : 1

Oh no Big Don! Now I've gone and corrupted a bunch of truckers. I did the same thing to the U S Navy. When will I learn to keep my toilet mouth shut!!! __________________ "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey

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