funniest sticker youve seen on a rig

what i might get on my truck is "grab the pig by the ### and hang the hell on (company mascott is a pig with wings all the trucks have them as a hood ornament)

 

beautiful truck wings2wheels

 

Some good stickers I've seen over the years:

Driver carries $20...in ammunition.

I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to.

If you don't like the way I drive...GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!!

Blood, Death, and Ritual Sacrifice...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

WWCD (what would cthulu do?)

Any Closer, I'll flick a booger on your windsheild!

Don't laugh, its paid for! (applied to several of my own vehicles)

 

Just saw this one.....

 

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Seen on a asphalt truck!
If it's not our asphalt!
It's your own dang asphalt!



Seen on a plumbers truck:
In our business a flush beats
A full house!

 

I once saw a Prime Truck that said The Only DOT Approved Housing on the side

 

Not if it hits the ground first,

 

Loaded like a freight train
Dispatched like a 747

 

There is a local disposal company that had, "Your #2 business is our #1 business" ... I always thought that was funny.