I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

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  1. lagbrosdetmi

    lagbrosdetmi Box Monkey

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    CAN I STILL BE A TRUCKER?

    Good Gawd this is what it's coming to isn't it
     
    lagbrosdetmi, Jul 7, 2015
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    just_the Light Load Member

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    Sure, man, just stick to old "they slipped in the shower your honor" and you're golden...
     
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    Tonitos Light Load Member

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    Lmao the world is softer and more dependent on assistance for even the most basic needs and questions than past generations.

    Take it from someone who belongs to this generation.

    And to your question. Yes, if it happened more than three years ago.
     
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    SHOJim Road Train Member

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    Only after you have an accident with a Kardashian
     
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    Kardashian's are ACCIDENTS :)

    and if you really did just kill a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed your Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies no problems CHINATOWN will do a GOOGLE SEARCH of possible future EMPLOYERS and post it as if he has actual knowledge of them all :(
     
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    SHOJim Road Train Member

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    Yeah they screwed up Bruce, I mean Caitlin royally
     
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    Call werner, i hear they need trainers..
     
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    Dumdriver Road Train Member

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    But hey, whatever you do, just be honest. Honesty is the best policy- don't wanna get sent home from orientation.
     
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    but he has to be able to crap himself if he trains for werner.
     
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    Im betting that ones already been covered, just not divulged
     
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