I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

Sure, man, just stick to old "they slipped in the shower your honor" and you're golden...

 

Lmao the world is softer and more dependent on assistance for even the most basic needs and questions than past generations.

Take it from someone who belongs to this generation.

And to your question. Yes, if it happened more than three years ago.

 

Only after you have an accident with a Kardashian

 

Kardashian's are ACCIDENTS

and if you really did just kill a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed your Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies no problems CHINATOWN will do a GOOGLE SEARCH of possible future EMPLOYERS and post it as if he has actual knowledge of them all

 

Yeah they screwed up Bruce, I mean Caitlin royally

 

Call werner, i hear they need trainers..

 

But hey, whatever you do, just be honest. Honesty is the best policy- don't wanna get sent home from orientation.

 

but he has to be able to crap himself if he trains for werner.

 

Im betting that ones already been covered, just not divulged