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  1. KANSAS TRANSIT

    KANSAS TRANSIT Road Train Member

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    gun.

    Here I was rollin down I74 out of Indy this afternoon for a drop in Cinny, traffic is light and I can see no cars in front of me for an 1/8 mile or so.

    Something red catches my eye up ahead on the fog line, it was small, maybe a rag, or a towel? As I get closer I see it moving, so a quick check in my drivers side view shows a car coming up pretty quickly, split speed limit you know.

    I am not one to wreck a truck or anyone else over an animal, but I also will go out of my way to miss one, So I am slowing a bit and it looks like a Squirrel, bright red, he is eating something right on the rumble strip, I figure as I get closer he will run, but I scoot over to the zipper a bit anyway leaving about two feet between my trailer and the line.

    I'm just about there and he stands straight up, as I go by the wind from my rig knocks him back a bit, but then he rights himself ad goes back to eating his dinner.

    Because of this encounter I have determined that this is so new breed of Ground Squirell, not because of his red color, but I figure any Squirell with balls that big ain't climbing any trees!

    So if you are rollin down I74 south about the 128 give that little guy some room or he might just start nawwing on your tire.​
     
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  3. G.Anthony

    G.Anthony Road Train Member

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    i run over rodents...........i like the thump-thump sound they make....
     
  4. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't want critter blood splattered all over my truck.
     
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  5. mhyn

    mhyn Road Train Member

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    Genetically modified Squirrell !
     
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  6. G.Anthony

    G.Anthony Road Train Member

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    i ran over a skunk once..more than blood all over my steps. i'll tell ya......
     
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  7. Cottonmouth85

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    Hahaha nice. Hey don't forget about turtles... they're the Oklahoma speed bump. Hate seeing those little guys sitting on the zipper.
     
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  8. mhyn

    mhyn Road Train Member

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    +1
     
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  9. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Like the one shown below?:)

    I'll bet that smelled nice. :eek:
     

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    G.Anthony Road Train Member

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    wasn't so much the smell, but the guts hanging from the steps on the passenger side.
     
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  11. mhyn

    mhyn Road Train Member

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    no.like this one..common, trucker come closer. I remember you drove over my food
     

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