Talking on a cell while driving.

smokin dope and drinking with the boss is never a good idea
ohhhhhh you meant cigs

 

Looks like you found your perfect job ))

 

I tried driving while talking on a phone, but I didn't have enough Phone cord and it broke.

 

Are you guys trying to tell me it's against the law now to surf porn, text my woman, with one hand on the wheel and sitting Indian style with the cruise. God bless america I refuse to let my freedoms be strip from me

 

Why didn't he just ask the person he was talking to what time it was?

 

If l see a big truck on the shoulder without triangles or 4-ways,I will hit the strip about 300 feet out and drop a gear to rev the engine up to 1900 rpm and throw on the jake from my 8 inch stack,and watch his truck rock side to side..l think that'll wake him up

 

Just be careful throwin on that "jack" while moving, could get hurt.

 

tysons jack probably connected to a weed eater exhaust anywho

 

You got me there jake..

 

Hold your calls, we have a winner!!!!