The things we see on the road

Poopman

 

Drove down MB #39 in northern Manitoba one night at 01:00, and some guy was walking down the road with a shirt and sneakers on, no pants, and had a beer in his hand. Nearest house was about 50 kilometers behind him, the next 100 ahead! He wasn't carrying any spare beers so I didn't stop.

 

Memorial Day Weekend in 98 on the PA pike lady sitting in the Passenger seat of the car she was in feet on the dashboard. Well about 2 miles down the road her car rear ended a another car and Blew the airbags. She ended up wearing her Feet BEHIND her Ears. Now this woman was about 5-8 and on the heavy side to put it nicely. The State Trooper that responded was going Holy Crap how are we going to get you OUT OF HERE. She was screaming I do not care I am in PAIN.

 

During my first week, I came upon an oncoming car in a bend... Just then, I see their shiny new muffler slide out from underneath their car and across the road behind our truck.

 

Ha ha ha ha. That happened to me on 95 south driving my mother down to her winter home in Daytona. In her Volkswagon Rabbit doing about 85 and I hear a noise and see her muffler flying down behind us then off into the woods.

 

I think the fly wandering around on my hood today made me wonder why I took the interstate from a major city.

 

I had a car pass me then quickly cut me off and hard brake to make their exit. As soon as they hit the off ramp their hood came unlatched and smashed into their windshield.

Hahaha instant karma justice!

 

Awesome! There is justice in the world.

 

I was driving WB on I80 outta PA. It had just started raining. I seen a van pulled off onto the shoulder with their hazards on, asI got closer a short guy with a red beard and a green cap come running at a full speed out of the back of the van, down the interstate in the pouring rain like he was getting away. I looked back for a rainbow but there was none. Craziest thing I've ever seen to thos day.

 

And why do the white passenger vans with no windows always drive around like they're being chased by black helicopters?