What is your favorite thing you've seen while driving?

Boobs.10 or 11 pm I 294 thru Chicagoland suv pulls up alongside me like they do when they want to tell you ,you have no tail lights so I am like "Oh no!".Light in suv is on and women on passenger seat is smiling and showing me her boobs.Those were nice boobs!

 

Seeing a black bear on rt 8 in ct was awesome

 

I wouldn't call it my favorite by any stretch of the imagination, but about 10 years ago I was running SB on I-29 in ND just north of Grand Forks at about 3am when another big rig comes alongside to pass. The CB comes alive and a voice says, "Hey driver, take a lookie over here!" I shouldn't have. I REALLY shouldn't have. The other truck had his interior lights on, and there sits an absolutely buck naked dude, looking like some weird hybrid of Si Robertson and Gollum from Lord of the Rings, grinning as wide as his mouth will go, furiously, umm, "taking care of business." I had been OTR for about 6 weeks, and it was my first solo trip. I will NEVER forget that, and believe me, I've tried.

 

Lmao but last I knew I 29 started at kc mo and ended at pembina nd ?

 

Brain fart on my part. I meant Grand Forks. I haven't run the northern midwest states in a pretty long time.

 

Lmao I couldn't resist .

 

I40 sitting in heavy traffic because of construction in Oklahoma I saw a he/she naked in the backseat of a sedan. He/she was going to town on (himself?). Boobs on top, wiener (if ya wanna call it that) down below. My eyes are damaged goods forever after seeing that.

 

I was on Highway 16 heading towards Edmonton. Was somewhere near Spruce Grove IIRC. Lots of snow and ice on the highway. Look over to the westbound side of the highway and see a kid in a beat up old Jimmy plow into the snowbank in the center median. The look of shock on his face as he dropped the phone was priceless.

Another time I was headed East into BC on 16 again. Whiteout blizzard from the East side of Edson all the way to Valemount. Got passed by some guy pulling a sled trailer 3 times. Each time within 15 minutes of passing me (like an idiot I might add), RCMP had him pulled over and were writing him a ticket. Love it when karma works.

 

Oh man, I'd want to forget that too. I once had two college chicks with Minnesota tags pull along side in Oklahoma. The passenger call to me and motioned for me to yank the horn. I yelled back Show me your ****
She did. And I blew the horn.

 

Ta tas. Im not a lesbian, but I do admire beauty. She was embarrassed when she figured out I wasn't a dude. Quite an elegant rack.