Who brings their wife?

I try to alternate each week... one week bring my wife, the next bring my girlfriend. Works great!

 

I only bring mine if she's gonna put in work.

 

If you get along, it's great

 

Haha, that's pretty amusing right there!!!


Wait.....whut?!?!

 

might give that a try

 

My wife is pretty amusing, I mean amazing

 

My wife is with me. Wouldn't have it any other way.

 

Why this guy don't let his wife ride with him no more :
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

 

Best wife I ever had was someone else's.