Truck Stop Prostitution

so....is there a thread in here dedicated to "where to get the best massage" and "where to get the best lot lizard experience?"

 

Is there a "best" LL experience?
...and why do you want to know?

 

I don't get bothered by them either... I think it is the lack of chicken lights on my truck.

 

Finally! A solution! So, can ya send me one of them bras so I can get a good nights sleep next time I'm out?

Funny LL story here. Had one hop up on my steps when I was backing into a spot at a T/S. Got the usual, "Driver, want some company?" spiel. Keep in mind, I haven't stopped my back while all this is going on. So I get back into the spot a ways, and tell the girl, "Ya might want to get down from there."

She asked, "Why? WHA-" and promptly jumped off the steps and ran out from between the trucks. Turns out I was pretty close to my neighbours mirror. Anyway, I pulled up and moved over a bit to give us both more room. She didn't bug me again after that.

My neighbour, who was in his truck the whole time, hopped out after I parked and said, "####, wish I could of gotten her off my truck that quick!"

I do feel kinda bad for the gals, I'm sure some of them are just down and out, but ya still have choices in life, and some are just obviously wrong.

 

In two years of driving, I have never been approached by a "lot lizard". Must be my charming personality. Or the company name on the door. Did have a pleasant evening with a waitress in a NY truckstop once. Also enjoyed the company of one of Knight's female drivers once. But never a "lot lizard". Could also be my lack of desire to be diseased. Never know.

 

And thermo-nuclear warheads!

 

How about whips, chains, and a big K-Bar knife?

 

I ran from Balt-Sea and never got bothered by them on that route. OKC is the capitol of ######, gays and pimps. It is nast and I can testify 1st hand because I was treminaled there just N of that TSA ans what a picgsty it was.