Truck Stop Prostitution

Boy I can see i need to slow down when typing. I had a Peterbilt 379 w/all the bells and whistles and still did'nt get bothered.

 

LOL..Better known as an " ### Gasket"..I always make one out the cheap
one 1 ply toilet paper...LOL

 

Certain people tend to attract others of the same ilk.
When I owned a trashy no class Freightliner FLD I was overwhelmed with solicitations.
Dang thing was a prostitute magnet.

My life changed for the better when I bought a 379 Pete. No more unwanted attention.
I reckon I was just emanating class.

 

Big Petes ALWAYS emanate class. It's built in at the factory.

 

I had one knock on the door the other night i opened the door and handed her a bottle of cleaner and said my truck needs a good bath if you need money.

She didnt think it was funny and left ah well

 

Well yeah! You actually expected her to work for the money.

 

Thats opp for me the pete with the chicken lights and cars all over they tend to like

 

Now THAT is funny!

 

Boystown, been there?
Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.
They even have a mule.
Best part was the $1.00/ bottle of beer.

 

Don't waste your pesos on that mule.
That old guy wasn't the least bit romantic.