Trucker attacks bear.

Why not just drive bare?

 

Groan.

Geezus H Don. I'm assuming your retired with nothing better to do then sit around your trailer in a over 55 trailer park in Florida in your underwear harassing everyone posting here.

P.S.

I'll be down there in 2 years

 

FYI I have been in jeans and T shirt for several uh minutes? now!

And my trailer is NOT in Floriduh, (though I wouldn't mind that,) it is in U-taw.

And I don't live in a trailer park that allows them dang kids of only 55!

And my trailer was built on site. (May or May NOT be a good thing.)

Actually, a trailer in FL don't sound too bad right now!

As far as being retired with nothing better to do? Well, you are sort of spot on with that one.

And we won't even talk about your "assuming" things.

 

when I saw this thread I was thinkin of that commercial on youtube of the man and bear fighting along a river over a fish and the man kicks the bear in the jingle bearies and wins.

 

More like 399 bears now they forgot about the one the truck hit

 

I saw a car roll after hitting a bear and the trucker tailgating him lost his oil pan ... Bears are very compact and roll under the vehicle lifting it off the ground .. Couple of years ago in Quebec a mother and child were killed when a oncoming vehicle clipped a bear which went through windshield and back window ... Bears are shortsighted and are extremely fast for a short distance .. I've seen some cross the road so quick I couldn't believe it

 

It's true in the movie Without a Paddle.

You can't outrun a bear.
I don't have to. I only have to outrun you!

 

I opened this thread expecting to read about yet another inattentive driver hitting a police cruiser.

 

In all reality I expected to see a older chuck Norris looking guy standing on top of the bear with one foot like a captain Morgan commercial