I Have Jury Duty / Somebody Is Gonna' Hang

What about your 'civic duty'?
I wonder how to log jury duty though?
ON (jury) Duty -- NOT Driving?

Sure glad I don't have one of those.

See above.

The District Attorney might putcha on the full-time list of peers.

I tell 'em -- if I didn't see the crime -- I have (un?)reasonable doubt.
HeY!
Works for ME.

YeAH!
And if you were selected for jury duty -- DISMISSED is whatcher truckin' company would be doin' to YOU.
Ya reckon.

 

Or just BE the cop!

They must just be calling him for civil trials. I can't believe any defence scumbag er I mean attorney would allow him to be seated on a criminal trial.

 

y'know - it just struck me. I've been called a few times, and questioned twice. Neither attorney ever asked me if I ever USED to be a LEO. DO I know any, am I related to any, AM I one... yes. Never "have you in the past, been a law enforcement officer?"

(no, never actually served, though my mother has - on a murder trial)

 

YO!
Lurch.

If y'all look like the picture in the upper left --- I think I know WHY you haven't been, ..... uhhhhh, ..... "invited" to serve on ANY jury.

You Rang?

 

well, I have a beard now....

 

Full and well trimmed?

 

you are supposed to trim these things?

 

I hear it's optional.
And sometimes mandatory.

 

>>whew<<

in truth, I did cut it way back last summer. Wanted to look at least less like a bum than usual for my parent's 50th anniversary. Since then, though, it's grown back with a vengeance...from 2 inches long to about 10.