How much coffee? 100oz?

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  1. tommymonza

    tommymonza Road Train Member

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    My father in his infinite wisdom knew someday I would want to be a Truckdriver and Desire only the Finest coffee.

    So 30 years ago he took a ship over to Columbia and from there proceeded to climb the highest mountains upon a donkey. On his 5 year quest in the Columbian mountains he came upon Jaun Valdez, the finest coffee maker in the world.

    After many coffee sessions Jaun and my father came to an agreement.

    My father Agreed to the deal knowing that the Donkey could not possibly hold the gross amount of coffee beans that Jaun needed moved And he would need an overweight permit.

    Applying for a overweight permit was a long complicated process and involved acquiring a Jeep donkey and also adding a extra set of legs onto the main donkey.

    My dad being the Entrepreneur decided screw that I'll run the Columbians foot hills at night , I'll never get busted.

    But first he must get his Donkey Turned Up , for there were many long climbs out of the foothills of the mountains.

    To be continued
     
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  3. BackwoodsGA

    BackwoodsGA Road Train Member

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    32 oz.Had a 64 oz back when my bladder was young and strong.
     
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  4. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    A gallon is 108 ounces.
     
  5. 062

    062 Road Train Member

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    Ugh... I haven’t watched the news in awhile. Did they change it because of the beer bug?
     
  6. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    Not sure what you mean here. A gallon has always been 108 ounces.
     
  7. 062

    062 Road Train Member

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    Someone needs to tell google that. How many ounces in a quart.
     
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  8. Rideandrepair

    Rideandrepair Road Train Member

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    They taught me in grade school, a gallon was 128 Oz. I can’t believe they lied to Me. Too busy teaching Us the metric system, that never came into use. Typical victim of Public School education, I suppose. Next Ill find out a foot is really 10” not 16”. And a yard is 28” not 52”. What’s next? I won’t be surprised if all fluid ounces aren’t equal in volume. Say it isn’t so.
     
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  9. Aamcotrans

    Aamcotrans Road Train Member

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    Obviously the milk man hung around too long delivering the milk, and he was thirsty..
     
  10. Espressolane

    Espressolane Road Train Member

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    My brain phaaaarrrrt. This is what happens when you don’t get a full gallon, only 3 liters!
     
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  11. Final Drive

    Final Drive Road Train Member

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    Cheers!!!!
     

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