Free Toilet Paper

Now would that be price gouging if you got it for free then sold it at normal price? (yes I know it is still theft).

 

i actually needed tp the other day. went to grcery and target. All sold out becuase of the rotten hoarders. amn that angers me. Went into a store called aldis i never been in. Nobody else was in there. ANd ####, i was able to get a 12 pack becuase they were stocked. I wound up giving half the rolls to other peope i know becuase 6 rolls will last me a very long time. Shame on the hoarders

 

Didn't those people passing by the crash not realize that was white gold on the ground?

Geeezus people!

Sirscrapntruckalot - Oh so soft! - Some tp company

 

At least it was not some holy rollah that charmin'ed into everything. //bad puns.

 

I see what you did there

 

"When you absolutely positively need an urgent load of product in high demand,,,,,

Send it by Lowest Common Denominator Trucking Company.

Our newly employed rehabilitated meth addicts, former convicts and newly arrived non-citizens will bring our trucks to YOU. They may even find the parking lot.

Our rubber stamp trained independent contractors have passed a 10 second course on how to make an illegible mark on your bill of lading.

Then, off it goes.

Then all you have to do is wait, to file the insurance claim. It's just that easy!

At Lowest Common, we loose money on every load, but we make it up in volume!"

~if only I had a mike, some cheesy music and a radio announcer voice.

 

The inimitable Infosaur.... he's here all week, folks! And don't forget to tip your waitress!

 

HI-OHHHHHH!!