Rest Areas and Federal Government Power

Well seeing that he’s a bobtail member, no I haven’t seen many of his brilliant posts.

 

Your not inferring X1 is posting from the great beyond?

 

That's why you gotta love Florida. They have more rest areas on their interstates than they know what to do with. And most of them are pristine and have security. Hell, they could give away a few of them to a state such as Arkansas, the absolute a-n-u-s of America (or is it Jersey?), and still have more than enough left over for us to enjoy.

 

Back in 2015, I took my wife and son down to Florida to say our last goodbyes to my Dad.

We came down I-75, stopped at the first r/a we came to, went inside to "freshen up".

There was a lady behind a small counter right inside the door.

"Hi, welcome to Florida! Would y'all care for a cup of orange juice or grapefruit juice?"

We said, "Sure, catch ya on the way out."

Going back to the car, my wife was beside herself......

"Free juice! Can you believe it? How many states have we traveled through since we've been together? Lots! How many gave us free juice? Exactly NONE, until now! (Sip) And fresh too! I LOVE this state! This is how it should be done...." etc etc.

She STILL brings it up every so often. "Remember the free juice in Florida?"

Well done!

 

I too wish the government were more loose with it's dollars concerning rest areas but you're probably going to lose that argument.

 

Along with his piss bottle

 

Did he get banned or die?