Where is everyone #5

Friend of my wife ( same age ) has a BIG boob job, face pumped full of bondo, outrageous hair style / color. And looks ridiculous at times, but other times acceptable. In all honesty though, I think she does it to entertain her husband….

 

I have the same engine, and one a size smaller as well. Be nice to have a truck that nice too lol….

 

V E R Y nice to have that truck.

 

They’re confused. Just like the guys.

The media tells girls and boys that they want some soft, sensitive guy who puts her on a pedestal and worships the ground she walks on. If a guy does this, the girl will NEVER see this guy as the leading man in the movie. But he would make a great friend! So, homeboy spends his time kissing her arse, trying to build her self esteem by showering her with gifts and compliments. “If I show her how loyal I am, when she gets done riding the parade of pickles, she will choose me!”

Remember Forrest Gump? Good movie, right? By the time he gets the girl, she’s dying of AIDS. “What a great guy! He really loved her, despite all of the garbage she did. He loved her to the end.” Sounds great, doesn’t it?

Today, you have many women who have this idea of what they want in a “man.” Thing is, she knows that he will be there waiting for her. Plus he’s absolutely zero fun. “Hey, I think I will go out and ride the pickle parade for a few years, and then I will come back to Spongebob Squarepants and get him to marry me.”
So, she takes a lot of damage, smells like a pickle factory and been dragged through the mud for a decade, and she wants Spongebob to marry her. Thing is, if he does, she’s going to ride the pickle parade every time she can, and get Spongebob to sponsor her trip. And Spongebob knows this. Does Spongebob grow a spine? Or does he become a sponsor of the pickle parade?

What would Forrest Gump do?

 

Nah. They ain’t made here.


We don’t haul much JD. If you see us hauling that cheap junk be sure to take a picture for proof.

 

Not if everyone will agree Die Hard is in fact a Christmas movie!

 

Whew boy.. Not sure what the little lady spiked this breakfast with yesterday morn..?

But it carried me & this hodgepodge load of auction bound nonsense a quick 760mi through my 3 least favorite citys easy peasy..

 

Cheap Junk, that’s gonna set well with some loyal users……