What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

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    Another joke while waiting to cut corn.
    How about a lil bathroom humor…



    Traveling down the interstate & needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"

    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom & I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Do in' just fine!"

    And the other person says:
    "So what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
    "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

    At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
    "Can I come over?"

    Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite * end the conversation. I tell them
    "No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”
     
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  3. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Lot's of people are broke. Broke produces anger.
     
  4. Dale thompson

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    . But but …….. there’s no mean tweets
     
  5. 4mer trucker

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    Ur little Bro has good taste in Music Videos
     
  6. Opus

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    Could be.
    Dude #1 decided he was going to beat the system and wait for the last minute to merge onto the off ramp from I20 to 285. And then he just merged. Had I not stopped, I would have hit him.
    Dude #2 just decided that "right lane ends" doesn't mean #### to him.....maybe he doesn't read English.
    Anyway, back safe and sound in The Good Life City. The Hazul is on the way to work so it should be a quiet morning.
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  7. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Cat sitting is the future. $50 hour.
     
  8. Opus

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    I could do that
     
  9. Dale thompson

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  10. Dave_in_AZ

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    Those skinny legs make me think it's The Hazul.
     
  11. Dale thompson

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    Late breakfast today but blueberry pancakes and bacon is worth the wait.
     
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