Where is everyone #5

#### sure didn’t feed you up to specifications, but it was a great visit

 

Low and slow man

 

Well…

Went to a motorcycle rally. 107 degrees. Was reminded once again why I hang out with vampires. Get to this rally and there were a bunch of retired aged women that were extremely happy to see the guys in my group.

“There aren’t any motorcycles here, but there are a bunch of golf carts and campers.”

Why is this labeled as a motorcycle rally then???

“Sign up, $40 for the week and I will show you my TATAs. Would love to see you at the west boxer contest.”

I’m out. See you guys at the house.

Apparently, according to my crew, there were very few motorcycles, and a whole lot of geriatric nudity. Upside down pineapples all over the place. “Six, it was horrible! What was seen cannot be unseen? Who’s idea was it to come here???”

Was a good ride, but I am certainly glad that I decided against paying for and attending that swingers party masquerading as a motorcycle rally.

 

Looks like good views at the Tiki bar.

 

I'd have noped out of there pretty quick as well.

 

Looks like tough duty, but someone has to do it.
Just tell the wife you did it for the guys on the forum, if she asks.

 

Never done 700 degrees. Steak 420 degrees 5.5 minutes on each side and 5 minutes on a plate. Perfect medium.

 

Yard birds are good.

 

How low and slow