What if it Snows?

I think about him every time I eat a pizza, with pineapple on it.

 

Well, in the army we had SERE training.
The first 'S' stands for survival.
Now, in the Navy, SEAR training might have more to do with matching the washer to the dryer or upselling the refrigerator to one with an ice maker.
But I wouldn't know. But I did get to attend the Army SERE school. (It wasn't that bad...kinda fun, actually).

 

Equivalent to a bad camp while in hot pursuit of elk

 

If you don't have pride in your craft, you'll never be a pro.

 

It possible you may have out done yourself. That's the funniest thing I've seen you post yet. Bravo Opus, Bravo.