What if it Snows?

austinmike · Nov 22, 2024

Dave_in_AZ · Nov 22, 2024

THE TRUCK HAS STOPPED!!!!!!!!

STOPPED AT SOMEPLACE INDIGENOUS!!!!!

We are stopping do to The Orb descending. This means the hides will start appearing, along with the people that do OH-HI-OH meth.

The OM said we shall remain here until the morrow.

exhausted379 · Nov 22, 2024

Espressolane said: ↑

Hmmm, think I’ll pass on this.

At UN climate talks, "sewage" beer from Singapore highlights water scarcity and innovations
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Isn't that called PBR here?

exhausted379 · Nov 22, 2024

4mer trucker said: ↑

Why would Ya hurl?

Bacon n Oreo's are beloved Foods in the USA
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The F they are!!

Dave_in_AZ · Nov 22, 2024

The OM has authorized a double Kung Pao for outstanding performance in the face of overwhelming incompetence.

77fib77 · Nov 22, 2024

I stopped early today. I'll get up probably around 3 am eastern and push.

Dave_in_AZ · Nov 22, 2024

77fib77 said: ↑

I stopped early today. I'll get up probably around 3 am eastern and push.
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If you get on the road before 0400 you chance an encounter with a hide, or an individual on OH-HI-OH meth.

Oxbow · Nov 22, 2024

ElmerFudpucker said: ↑

Does the 144 have some secret illuminati meaning?
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12x12

Oxbow · Nov 22, 2024

JolliRoger said: ↑

The devil is in the details.......
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!”
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man,“It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need... Go In Peace."

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped... "They won't let me in without a tie!”
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Ha, that's a good one!

Oxbow · Nov 22, 2024

tramm01 said: ↑

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That thing's sweet!

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