Said i'd never do this......

Discussion in 'Swift' started by DickJones, Dec 20, 2010.

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  1. grnberet31

    grnberet31 Light Load Member

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    I see the mentor's at Swift as just another BFI,,and this is from my experience so far with Swift
     
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  3. Injun

    Injun Road Train Member

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    Really, Mr. Green Beret?

    And what experience would that be?
     
  4. Rug_Trucker

    Rug_Trucker Road Train Member

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    Dick signed the lease and now he has to train to make peanut butter sandwich money. Simple enough.

    BFI, big friggin idiots? Greeny dude if you hate Swift so much?

    Why do you keep coming to this section? Are you working at Swift?

    Training companies are what they are. Think Werner, Knight, Central, SRT etc are much different?

    Merry Friggin Christmas.............
     
  5. blackw900

    blackw900 The Grandfather of Flatbed

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    Well Dick....Like everything else you say "I'll NEVER be a mentor!" turned out to be false!
    But no worries Dick! You told half the truth anyway because you'll obviosly never be a "good" mentor.

    You can't make this stuff up folks!

    Dick, a mentor?

    Who the hell's gonna train him?
     
  6. CondoCruiser

    CondoCruiser The Legend

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    They pick on you means they like you. Blame it on your mother. With a name like Dick you're sure to get some flak. :)

    If you still crap your pants, you aren't ready to potty train someone!
    You need to teach them right or they'll be walking around stinking and stuff! :biggrin_2559:
     
  7. Buckeye 'bedder

    Buckeye 'bedder Road Train Member

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    Has anyone never heard of SARCASM? I thought it was obvious in Dick's post?
     
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  8. DickJones

    DickJones Road Train Member

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    so........you're saying those who pick on me like Dick?:biggrin_25525:
     
  9. DickJones

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    yeah, but some weren't born with a sense of humor. its all "serious" and 'by the book'. I wouldn't expect scottie to understand what sarcasm is, or even a joke. Oh no....not the swift poster boy. heck, i'll go as far as to say he bought the swift underwear. yes....underwear that has "SWIFT" on the waistband. he probably has "SWIFT" tattooed to his chest like a bad Two-pac tattoo or something.....LOL

    I bet scottie just loves going to terminals to scan his trip paperwork and logs. Standing over your shoulder as you scan your logs, then looks at your logs saying, "..OOOooooooooooohh.....thats not right.....you cant do it that way...."
     
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  10. Texas-Nana

    Texas-Nana Princess Drives-a-Lot

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    Well. As much as dick and I do not care for each other I wish him well in his venture into being a mentor. I hope that he'll be a good mentor and actually mentor not just use the student for miles. I also hope he'll tie his shoes, I've seen so many blue shirts lately in truckstops with untied shoes it just irritates me.
     
  11. Injun

    Injun Road Train Member

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    Untied shoes, untucked, unbuttoned and wrinkled shirts, stained sweat pants bagging to their knees with their tighty whiteys or plumber's cleavage sticking out the top, four-day stubble, breath so bad you have to fight it with a knife and greasy, uncombed hair.

    Wonderful image.
     
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