I have a felony for theft and misdemeanors - can I be a truck driver?

id rather have a manual....thieves are probably too dumb to figure out how to drive them

 

Get a small 4 cylinder Tonka truck, with 4 wheel drive. Put a loud, noisy, annoying glasspack on it. Remove the rear drive shaft so it's only front wheel drive. When you park it, use the parking brake, put it in 2H, and when you get out, unlock the hubs. When you wake up in the middle of the night to hear your engine revving up really high as they try to drive away, grab your AR-15 and run out there.

 

what makes you think i own a gun?

 

You're an American. If you don't, you SHOULD.

 

couldnt agree more

if im not at work, im armed....no matter where i am

 

Why do you need a gun just four days a month? You made it 26 days without one. What's four more?

 

I should take that hitch-hiker pic off my "signature" and use it as my avatar instead. Then start a thread: "I'm an axe-wielding maniac who's wanted for 16 murders across 5 states - can I be a truck driver?"

 

im local, home every night and love it

 

He's home every day. Runs local.

 

and then act confused when people tell you that no company will take you