Stevens Transport aviary

This is definatley piling on of a friendly tease, nothing malicious.

 

As long as you have nothing to clear and they find nothing wrong in the Safety lane, you can grab a Taco and a shower, fuel up and be on your way in 24hrs...

Good Luck with that

 

I have "NEVER" gone thru safety lane that they didn't write something up. That maybe a rare thing.

 

Last time I was through they found nothing. Also, I have never been on the yard more than a few hours after clearing. I guess it could happen.

 

In the beginning there was Emu, and the word was Emu and Emu was with Emu.

 

Well, I figured I would take a 34 hour reset at home, and while doing so get my clutch adjusted and my level II done. Hardy harr harr. Turns out I now need a clutch because apparently even though I was getting level IIs done at TA and Petro within the reccomended intervals, lo and behold my clutch shaft was dry therefore tore the hell out of my clutch (mind you I asked each time if they did and was told oh yes sir we sure did). Waiting to see whats gonna happen on this one, but good lord 2100 dollars????? I think I developed a digestive affliction over this one. Moral of the story....do not trust petro and ta to lube your shaft without physically watching them do it.

 

And Emul said "Let there be light" and there was, and he saw the light was good... so they made it company policy that we would always have lights when we are driving!

 

That last sentence should be in the Stevens drivers handbook.

 

after the ta in prescott messed up both my apu and engine on a simple pm i wont go near them at all. supposed to have been a simple in and out deal ended up costing me 24 sitting in prescott then another 24 in amirillo just to get it fixed enough to drive without the dash lighting up like a christmas tree.
didnt Emu have a load of stone tablets with the instructions how to come down off a mtn on them too

 

LMAO... this may be the best one yet.