I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread

Iowa has its fair share of methheads but they're usually out in the boonies. For a town it's size Des Moines is relatively quiet.

Albuquerque on the other hand....

 

Stay away from Albuquerque.

Never again.

 

Last quote session... Somehow finished all you all's chatter!

...when do you people actually work eh?

Dang. In a few more months you'll have the old model. How do you upgrade to the new one?

It'd be nice if you could dim the QC down further. (Being serious) Don't know if it's company set, or if it is programmed by the device, but I could stand for my QC to be just a bit darker at night time.

I like the cab as dark as i can get it. ...my radio, CB (If on) and the QC are my worst offenders. I can get the dash lights dimmed almost to the point where most can't see them. Drove my trainee nuts, he wanted it all as bright as possible.

I see a questionable ingredient in this...

Who uses French dressing?!

Also. "Reasonably fresh raccoon." Methinks that may vary between people and how much alcohol has been consumed between the people determining how "reasonably fresh" it is.

Ooh... Bratwurst with sauteed onion, pepper, mushroom, sauerkraut, cole slaw, hint of mustard...

Or, my favorite... Hot dog, chili, cheese, slaw, sauerkraut, onion (fresh), mustard...

All those flavors compliment the right dog. A cheap dog will simply be covered up by all the flavors. ...and you DO NOT PUT CATCHUP ON A HOT DOG UNLESS YOU'RE 5 YEARS OLD! (Obviously, @HeWhoMustNotBeNamed is exempt from this rule as he is perpetually 4.)

Some say I suffer from insanity. ...they are full of ####.

I enjoy every minute of it!

Hey hey hey! I resemble that remark...you know...in a little while. Eh?

One of these days I'm going to find a giant plush moose and buckle him into the passenger seat.. Just to confuse people, I'll call him Rocky.

I'll even get a t-shirt for him to wear with his name on it.

Oh pfft... That's nothing. On the cruise, the customs folks at our first stop had fully automatic weapons.

Sure, you see those often in law enforcement... But what got me wasn't the weapon. He and his 3-4 buddies carried roughly 12+ extra clips on their person.

So, how much time did you get in jail for "assaulting" an officer of the law?

I'm headed up that direction tomorrow. I can drop by around noon if you're still going to be there. Just is going to depend upon how quick JCP can get me out of the yard.

I'm wondering the same...but I'm thinking the ban is enough to probably keep it quiet.

Nope. Details in a future post. I've been catching up with the lot of you slackers...lol

Dear...God... Atlanta was a ##### today and I was just in my personal vehicle, but it didn't help that I was functioning (or attempting to function) on 2.5 hours of sleep.

Nice...I've got a few family member that'll love that. Mind if I steal it?

Good, I'm glad. I already did.

 

I bet you had some fun lol

 

Hmmmmmm....we came by that TA today...

 

Nope, I took 840 around that mess. I'm no fool.

Simple math: rain + Nashville drivers = do not want


Body shop owners probably rejoice.

Man on Nashville street: "What a mess, I hate the rain."

Body shop owner: "Days like this helped put my kid through Yale."

 

Last time I stopped there I was a much younger man.