At orientation, nervous about being sent home.

Dude. Are you sure you really want to do this? You really need to think long and hard about signing on with Swift. Seriously. I would rather gouge my eyeball out with a fork than work for that company. I think someone is trying to tell you something with the crazy room mate. Why do you even want to work for a company that puts you up with a room mate? Ok. I'll be quiet. For now.

 

Generally with swift if you've made it to orientation your golden.

 

Lay all of you underwear out on top of your mattress and tell your roommate that the sound of his voice makes you feel sensual. Tell him that you didn't really come to orientation for a job but in search of a soul mate. 10 to 1 you never hear another peep.

 

lol it's true

 

Western express??? Really OK I know your nnot serious now. Whts next cre or crst?

 

I can't offer words of encouragement because I'd be praying to be sent home if I was at a Swift orientation. Please keep us posted on your progress though.

 

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