What's the most interesting thing you've hauled?

Animals taxidermyed from South east Minn to a new cabellas store in grand rapids Mich .
Missle containers from Minnesota to California .
And a lot of prime beef .

 

Speaking of containers brought up by Bzinger, I add underground deliveries in middle of no where.

Here take this gas station, turn left follow for so many miles. Halt wait at fence.

Welcome to raven rock sir, right this way... OMG. that is a mountain. WTF is this place.

No one would say. But it will be years later that I managed to peice together what that was for. And I don't know anything at all about what is in that trailer.

There is a couple other places where you arrive. Look around, rolling farmland with nothing for like 50 miles. Here is a little shack size of a phone booth, a bunch of antennas in the ground ???? and then pointed at a hole in the ground. Drive down in there and stop when they tell you to. Er. Ok. Not that I want to. But there I went.

I know nothing. Like that old prision sitcom from decades ago from Schultz. I know NOTHING. Literally nothing.

 

Didn't know him ... took the effects to his brother.

Company got me a load to his hometown and I carried his effects in my cab. Dropped the trailer and bob tailed over to his brother's place of work.

 

A bulk load of ping-pong balls.

Then a DOT wanted to inspect my load...

 

We took a hot load of cut flowers off a single coming out of the border who was lazy and late.

Once DOT and the Law discovered what was in that trailer and where it came from, they had dogs running about inside seeking drugs. It was a crazy stop. Totally random, but bingo! Hot flowers with the doors open over a hour. So much for seal and temp control.

I once had doughnuts in PA in that trailer. (Don't ask...) and a case on the doghouse open and being worked on.

CHIRP! *Grumbles. Hello Officer...

ooh nice... whatchagot there.

Here have some, coffee too.... before anything.

 

Military rigs.. always cool..
Skinned and salted cowhides.. sooo nasty..
60' rebar or beams on 48' trailer..
My favorite.. a 30 ton 8 wheel Drive utility crane/drill rig.. Portland Oregon to Laredo Texas..

 

A 53' van load of bibles from Tenn. to Indiana.

 

Fake ####### and lube to porn store distributer. Really, v-a-g-I-n-a was sensored? its human anatomy!!! wow the world is sooooo liberal sensitive. Please let me know what we shall call it in a perfect liberal world. A rip? a tear? a slit? nappy dugout? Lets see if the word ##### gets sensored. nope, p-e-n-I-s don't work. how about ####. rectum. scrotum, taint. I guess its ok to talk about the scrotum and taint which is more offensive then the V-a-gi-n-a. Very weird. very very weird.

 

Yeah dude, i made mention of that on another thread as well. ACTUAL human body parts are censored. Like? TTR censoring these words is the problem they are looked at as bad words.

I dont go to the doctor saying my f'n dick hurts doc.

No i say, my ##### (starts with p) is hurting. Or my ###### hurts. (Starts with a v)

Silly silly world.

 

Makes no sense bro