Ready Made Urine Sample As Seen At The Truck Stop

What kind of worthless slob sets a cup of pee on their dash.

 

Maybe he’s going to pour it on the grass so it doesn’t stink up the place?

I always had a pee jug in the sleeper and poured it out on the grass. I just had to be careful not to step in dog Pooh.

 

I make an effort to go find a dry tire, or if its busy, ill pee off the catlwalk by the driveshaft. Im not in the waste storage game. Put clothes on, go for a walk.

I dont get relieving yourself in the cab.

 

They are going to get him when it fails the temperature test. It has to be a certain range within a limited amount of minutes.

 

I feel sorry for your mechanic or the speedco guy that has to get under your piss and whatever else you do off the catwalk covered truck because your to lazy to go use a restroom and just piss on truck stop parking lot. Freaking slobs out here.

 

Im talking about unique situations where there is no bathroom for miles, when i piss on the ground, IN FRONT of the catwalk, princess, so unwad your panties..

 

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