Where to buy a mouse trap on the road? Emergency!

I put 10 traps up do you think I’m ####ing around mate? I’m not imma kill this little ####er he’s apparently a lot smarter than your average house mouse tho! This isn’t a joke good sir!? My life depends on killing this little ####er. I put up different kinds of snap traps and glue traps used peanut butter I removed every piece of food and wiped everything down if he’s gonna eat it’s gonna be the ####ing trap food I’m parked at a truck stop I hope he just leaves and goes into your truck!! Haha problem solved for me idc

 

Yeah but bro! A mouse is so much worse than a tiny ####ing spider. Imagine what kinda damage a truck would do all over a mouse channel 8 news right there hey greyhound bus driver

 

Yeah I hear glue traps are in humane but he ####ed with my house imma torture the little ####er throw him alive stuck to glue in a garbage bag. I know that’s a bit harsh but I didn’t invite him in. He invaded my place of residence no time for humanity or being nice

 

I hear they will literally bite their own arms and legs off to try to escape the glue traps I know it’s horrible. I gave him a chance to leave tho. Maybe he did leave because when I saw him I growled and barked at him like a German Shepard pinched a hole in my microwave thing costs 100 bucks now ruined pro tip don’t punch the glass on a microwave the glass is very easy to break.

 

20 minutes now until game of thrones last season start!!!?!?!!!?!!!!!!! Omg