Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

Fat girls make the rocking world go round

 

My arch rival nemsis.., he likes to do battle at the worst possible times, usually in the middle of an ice or rain storm , one of these days he will die a slow painful death

 

A driver sleeping on a ramp with no parking signs everywhere and get a $200 ticket. "Sir, I m writing you a ticket for illegally parking, you will need to find somewhere else to park"

 

$300 Lumper fee for straight pull off. 6 hour unload with no detention being paid. Damaged or refused product put back on trailer. And you already booked another good paying load

 

They punish the earth when they move.

 

That's not too bad. I don't flatbed, though.

I deliver furniture to retail.
If they don't open til 9 or 10, they should stay open til 5

 

Two days after a annual inspection at manufacturer specific shop. Driving along see a open scale pull in. Told to go around for a Lvl 1.

"Well everything checks ok, except for a wire chaffing on the frame, where a grommet is missing".
!!!%$@#%?

 

@scottied67 's princess passer or driver texting or holding phone videos lol

 

I think that’s supposed to say “fat bottomed” girls.

 

This just seems way off topic???