Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

.....its probably ok....

 

When someone looks at you and says that mother####er stinks.


Dont tell me I'm already aware. Tell his stinkin ### its obvious he doesn't know

 

(1) "Your not scheduled for pickup until 24 hours from now, we can load you but it will cost $125 for being to early".

Actually happened.

(2) "This is a no pet facility, you need to leave".

 

"Once in the dock ypu have to uncouple, then give me the truck key and wait in the break room"

 

Oh, they definitely do.
Anyone who doesn't think so just hasn't spent enough time there......

Which is a good thing.

 

Man f that, I would have a dummy key that didn't work for anything if they ever asked me to do that nonsense , probably hand it to them after telling them to go f off... Crazy the types of rules some of the places come up with

 

"Those tires make your Peterbilt look fat".

 

(Supposed to be picking up a clean tank trailer)

"Sorry. Third shift messed up on the wash. We're rewashing it now."

 

What do you mean you can't make it on time? It's only this far on the map!!

 

"Were gonna relay that load after waiting 2 days to dispatch you while we had it for a week)