Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

thats why u get a flatbed the only time she gets washed is when its raining

 

I've had them complain about having to wash the tractor. "Why do you want it washed; it looks ok." or "I wouldn't spend the money; it's supposed to rain today."
Try to be nice and explain the company tells me when to have the truck washed; it's not up to me. The company knows it's snowing or raining or whatever, but they want the truck run through a wash every 14 days no matter what the conditions are.

 

Dispatch: They close at 4 but head over there and see if you can get in.

 

have you ever been arrested ?

 

Dispatcher: “Hey man, can you do me a favor? ......”

 

And the all time favorite "I ain't got no panties on"

 

Yeah..."it'll help pay for your fuel."

 

Remember "BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY"?

 

- "Your loading out of 3 doors today"
"Breakroom is for employees only"

 

Dispatch: "Can you cover one more for me? You're the only guy I have with hours."