Where is everyone #5

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  1. Humblepie

    Humblepie Pontificator

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  3. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Got the material part right lol!!
     
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  4. KillingTime

    KillingTime Road Train Member

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    And that relationship started with one brother rubbing his junk all over the others drum set..... So there's Hope for us all yet!

    'DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?!?'

     
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  5. wore out

    wore out Numbered Classic

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    A 1960 rice mill was just renovated and opened in Stuttgart. They call me today and offer a nice per ton rate to Frontenac ks. So I get here and guy says gotta use your gauges I don't load on scale. No problem I said. Then he says we will let you have all you want.


    Really now?????????

    Don't worry partner we get er loaded that first try no problem
     
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  6. Humblepie

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    I would but karate in the garage is too strenuous of a cardiovascular exercise
     
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  7. snowman_w900

    snowman_w900 Road Train Member

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  8. snowman_w900

    snowman_w900 Road Train Member

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    Well I'll post a advertisement clip of yours so these guy know what you can do!

    Hopefully mods wont take it down because its advertising :rolleyes:
     
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  9. Humblepie

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    Don’t be Kung-## kicking and a Judy chopping at the same time
     
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  10. TripleSix

    TripleSix God of Roads

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    @G13Tomcat, I’ve been thinking about your daughter and that bike...



    We’ve all been trucking for a minute. Because we’ve been at this for a minute, we’ve developed this defensive game that keeps us out of trouble. Even when we are not 100%,, since defense is part of our daily habit, we stay on guard. But we have to.

    Your daughter, however, hasn’t developed that defense like we have.

    -She’s young. Remember when you were young? Right smack in the middle of the idiot stage?
    -She has stupid friends. All of my stupid friends either smartened up really quickly or they all died or got locked up (I’d rather be dead) while young.
    -She lacks experience.
    -She’s going to lay that bike down.

    So, if she hasn’t, before you hand her the keys,
    1. make her go through the motorcycle safely course, and make her get the M endorsement.
    2. Have her go to a parking lot and practice the slow speed maneuvers. WALKING SPEED. If she’s going to drop the bike, it will be at slow speed.
    3. Lay down the law. Over 5, bike is gone for a week. Big speeding ticket (over 10+), bike is gone for a month. Over 20, bike is gone. You lay it down, you stick to it.
    4. Warn her stupid boyfriend about his possible unsolved murder.
    5. She should attend an advanced course within 6 months of the safety course.
    6. Explain to her your “defense.” In particular cars running alongside matching speeds and tailgaters. There is no Right of Way and My Lane...that only works in cages.
    7. Be courteous...she WILL stand out.
     
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