Am I a bad person for faking a cough while waiting for my BOL?

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  1. Mollythecow

    Mollythecow Bobtail Member

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    We all get drug tested. The key word is try to take the high road.
     
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  3. tarmadilo

    tarmadilo Road Train Member

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    I believe he was making a play on the word “high”. It’s called humor. :cool:
     
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  4. Wasted Thyme

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    I guess people don't get that joke up in this joint. I think even Mary Jane got a chuckle out of it. but remember when someone says, "This Bud's for you." Be sure to take the beer, not the leaf. lol ;)
     
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  5. tarmadilo

    tarmadilo Road Train Member

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  6. Mollythecow

    Mollythecow Bobtail Member

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    Yeah. I got it.
     
  7. striker

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    Took my wife for a surgical recheck today, big sign on the door "if you cough or sneeze, you will be asked to leave and your appointment rescheduled". They weren't joking, guy sitting there waiting for a recheck took a drink of water that went down wrong, they almost booted him till they realized he was choking up the water.
     
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  8. Infosaur

    Infosaur Road Train Member

    I took the Covid test yesterday.
    They run a specimen collector very far up your nose. I had to fight the urge to sneeze.

    At least it was a drive up triage, after I closed the window I could sneeze in peace in my car.
     
  9. x1Heavy

    x1Heavy Road Train Member

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    Humor is good.

    What I really enjoy is medical dark humor. You wont see people dying to get out of here from this awful hospital. =) No wonder with all the staff sick from this place.
     
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  10. teamster85

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    What really ticks me off is that there are idiot teenagers who thinks it is great fun to cough on the produce in the stores
     
  11. striker

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    There is a report of some moron, I think in Arkansas that was arrested for doing this yesterday
     
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