What if it Snows?

Knew a guy. Had kids running over his mailbox with their cars. He finally put a pipe out there. Deep in cement. Filled the pipe with cement. Covered with wood. One night. Well.... a big crash. Wasn't good for the car.

 

There is a pizza place where i live called brooklyn boys . Ny style pizza , my favorite. Leftover are the best

 

I tried chicago pizza but man its just to much . One slice is like a whole meal

 

Had 3 on two over my tridoms so I could tarp easier and I strapped the extra tarp to the trailer with a strap instead of bungeeing across the deck

 

Chicago pizza is basically lasagna, but i love it.

 

Yeah that is what i mean. It is so dang good but its just not only pizza, but the sides and dessert and leftovers all in one slice lol could eat for a whole week on 1 pizza and still get fat

 

Where where you in Montana that was my traffic jam just south Columbus hahaha love Montana

 

The last one that tried robbing pizza man had fire returned, I think 4 were hit and pizza man got clear. He was fired.

 

My spouse years ago purred about the alarm clock she found for me. A bed shaker.

I told her ya right you should have talked to me to learn why we don't use them much.

Try me. Fine. Set the #### thing let's see what the morning brings.

BZZZZZT OMG!!!

See? Thats why we don't use them.

She tried again with a grosteque oversized clock with a speaker in the back. (Speakers?)

The following morning....

C H I R P!!!! SQUEAL!!!! HOWL!!!

OMFG!!!

See?

 

Breaking the post into two parts.

She finally asked what in world do I use?

I told her it's either the O dark early Lumper, morning patrol Lawman or this device. (Screaming meanie)

Lets try it. Oh no you will be sorry. It's 130 Db. Put earplugs in.

Next morning DEDLEDEDLE

WTF!?

Thats one item that never mad it into our team truck a couple of years later.

And DOT and Dispatchers make a stink about rest time. BAH!!!