No Restroom wth???? Has it happened to you?

I thought that was polite..... Not being polite would be pouring it on the door handle....

 

Pee in a bottle you mean you ride around with nasty ### piss bottles in your truck no way if they wont let me use one after I ask nicely I would ask if they wanted me to drop the trailer or did they want to finish when I got back

 

After all these years it finally happened to me. I was at import/export warehouse in Pooler, GA

ME: Yall got a bathroom in here I could use?
HIM: We did, but a truckdriver messed it up.
ME: (No reply, just walked away)

To Shep Shiloh: Thanks for that one. I must be sheltered, but I just learned last week what a Cleveland Steamer was.
But for some reason I know about tossing the salad. Go figure.

 

Mustang, glad I could bring a smile to your face.

 

One other tidbit.

I was trying to make nice with the fine security guards and had asked them how they liked their jobs.

Older female gave it the shrug and smiled.

Younger Hispanic male, looked right at me and stated "I like everyting about this job except truck drivers."

I gave him a nice wink and then went outside and pissed on the side of his 1973 Chevy Vega!

 

Conagra foods ( AKA TLC warehousing ) in Lebanon, IN no longer has a bathroom for you to use. Sign says out of order, ( Oh BTW it's been there for a month and a half I found out from onr of our other drivers ) asked the clerk where's the other restroom? We don't have one you have to walk to the Flying J. When I asked do they walk to the flying J to use the restroom all I could hear was crickets chirping.

 

They better have a good lock on that door cause I can't read very well when I'm in a hurry.

 

I hear ya and sometimes I can't control my bowels walking through the parking lot.

 

i know its an old post but i HAD to comment...

was it one of those first floor apartments where youre actually in a basement and your window is at exactly ground level? haha.

 

No, the only thing in the basement here is the parking garage. My apartment has a patio door at ground level.