What if it Snows?

Full size Poodle on a surfboard!!!

 

Well, I’m really getting my lawn looking pretty good, here at the ranch. Crazy retirees around Me got some new competition. I waited till dark, to finish cutting the side today. Just to puss them off. Still broke a sweat. Need to drop 30 lbs, might help.

 

my closest neighbors are beavers, we are not getting along these days. could call it a turf war I suppose.

 

WOW... Very pretty sir... very well maintained indeed... Have you just had that painted? Looks soooo shiny...
I'm going to take my rusted Blazer to the body shop as soon as they give me green light. Was there yesterday and talked to owner.

 

It has been raining a lot here in South TN lately... almost every day...
I need some sunny day to do some paint touch up on the Toyota... it has a few road chip paint damages here and there....

 

I just saw the famous Maaco paint special commercial, $499. Sitting on my porch at night, I always hear something in the bushes. Well, I finally figured it out. Baby Possum. Looked like a Rat.At least it’s not a skunk, that was last year.

 

Looks like a giant goldfish cracker to me.

I like goldfish crackers, the pretzel ones though. The other flavors I just like to throw at people.



Sirscrapntruckalot - I'm bubbling over with puns.

 

Alberta is rat free they say. we've got muskrats, they look like a rat but are water critters. they hang out with the beavers. no possums tho

 

U forgot to mention dealing with us steel. I never had a good experience with those guys... supposedly they gave me a lifetime ban from all properties .. Well i got into the one in gary last summer... that place is really not even worth it

 

All is fair in love and war???
vvvv.... This will win the war.