Stolen Semi Chase In East Tennessee

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  1. supersnackbar

    supersnackbar Road Train Member

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    She wasn't beaten with the ugly stick...she was shot out of the ugly cannon and cleared the whole ugly forest...the pitbull puppy probably looked better.
     
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  3. supersnackbar

    supersnackbar Road Train Member

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    Doubtful...I don't know any drivers desperate enough to mess with something like that...a definite 2 bagger. One bag over her head, one over yours in case her bag falls off:eek:
     
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  4. Opus

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    Pit bull puppy was probably like, "Oh Lord, please. If you get me out of this one, I promise not to poop on the carpet. And, if it's ok, would you not let her(?) kiss me."
     
  5. supersnackbar

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    Probably spend the entire time after that licking it's butt trying to get rid of her taste ;)
     
  6. mjd4277

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    I don’t know about you guys but she’s definitely justification to take a vow of celibacy!
     
  7. TripleSix

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    She may identify herself as an attractive woman.
    She may identify herself as a man.
    She may identify herself as a canine.
     
  8. lovesthedrive

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    More like the foreign legion!
     
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  9. mjd4277

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    Either that or euthanasia...
    Woof,woof,woof,grrrrrrr,ruff,ruff*
    *Translation:”Please,kill me!!”
     
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    LOL....and she kept her maiden name.....very important to her. Make the family proud.
     
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