Where is everyone #5

Good Job. Thats something to be proud of!

 

I'll pass.

The big problem with the dating coaches and the pickup artists is that they want to teach you how to get a girl. What happens when you get her?
1. You bang her and send her on her way.
2. You try the relationship thing, and you suck at it, and she regrets ever meeting you
3. You get her pregnant and pay child support for the next two decades.

"But Six, how do you know that I would suck at the relationship thing?"

Because you suck at it now. And so all the dating coaches and pickup artists are going to do is teach you to trick a girl into thinking you are someone that you are not. A counterfeit person. Is that what you want to be...a counterfeit?

Back in the day, if you wanted to date a girl, you had to go sit down and talk to her dad. Dad would ask you who you are and what you do. If you weren't about anything, dad would throw you out of the house. All the coaching and pick up lines wouldn't make a difference with dad. But that was the key, you had to be someone of note BEFORE you could get in a girl's face. If you are doing things to get a girl, once you got her, you will return to your default setting, and she will hate you for deceiving her into thinking you were someone that you are not.

 

And be mindful of that online dating garbage. The women that you meet are the worst of the worst. I'd rather you do what @jamespmack suggested a few weeks ago, and go get an education by a cougar.

 

Now I'm not gonna say my advise is the best advise.

Anyone else have trouble with their dogs carrying their feed bowls around. I'm one day from shooting a screw threw the bottom into the floor. I have to look for them every am. The Mrs. Was not welcoming to my idea.

 

Tell her the Hillbilly tips his hat and says congratulations.....

My niece has been in softball for a while now. Last week she was in Illinois playing a game. Thinking she is some kind of coach....??

 

Ha I was just messin’ with ya anyway and I wasn’t saying I wanted help picking up a girl so that I could then turn back into some d bag who’s bad at relationships, because I’d like to think I’m not... where the heck did James suggest I date a cougar? Definitely don’t recall that one but hey what the hell I guess

 

Good morning

 

Them some fancy looking coffee @cke lol morning

 

Kwik Trip finest

 

Do they have branches in the northeast? I swear I heard of them before and seen some coming down from New York one time