Darwin Award II

Are you kidding, 18 year olds still need mommy and daddy to change their clothes for them and hold their hand while crossing the street, its a sad society for sure being raised.....

 

As Gus says, "The older the violin, the sweeter the music."

 

Anybody starts climbing up on my truck, I'm hitting the gas too. I can hear ya just fine from down there on the ground, bub. Just stay the hell off my rig.

 

Well what else could we expect from kids who had to wear a helmet to ride a bicycle?

 

I'm not sure that's accurate. I'm 61 and still laugh at fart jokes.

 

Hell I'm 58 and I still laugh at farts.

 

It's 2am. You're alone in the house. You hear a fart. Do you laugh, or are you scared?

 

I'll have to have a cup of coffee before I tackle this one!

 

Neither, I know it's me

 

Sven's milk cow died. He heard about a farmer who had one for sale over in North Dakota, so the next day he drove over there.

The farmer showed him the cow.
Sven says, Can I try her out?
The farmer says, Sure.

So Sven leans down and pulls on one of the cow's udders. The cow farts. Sven looks at the farmer, who just shrugs. Sven pulls some more on her udders and sure enough, she gives good milk. So Sven pays the farmer, loads her up on the truck and heads home.

The next day Ole came by Sven's place.
Hey! says Ole, Is that a new milk cow?
Yep, says Sven.
Can I try her out? Ole asks.
Sure, says Sven.

So Ole leans down and pulls on one of the cow's udders. The cow farts. Ole looks at Sven and says, You got this here cow in North Dakota, dintcha?

Sven is surprised. He hasn't told Ole anything about his trip to North Dakota.
Yeah, he says. How'd ya know?

Ole says, My wife is from North Dakota.