Full Swift Without A Swift Truck Around

@farmerjohn64

 

Wow!

WOOOOOOOW!

 

I put a dent in my tractor so that I WOULDNT hit a car! (There was one in my way) That guy cut tf outta there rofl I never understood why truckers run from the scene like that, I mean, it’s kinda hard to conceal your identity/get away in a big truck. Was this payback for the whole 80’s music thing? Idc if you wear a fake blonde wig, man hehe

 

Lmfao just sayin' what you did is minimal compared to that!

 

Its go big OR go home. Not go big AND go home. ROFLMAO

 

If you're going to just say f it, why not jump the curb and tear up the grass getting to the next driveway over and back to the street? People would be less likely to chase you down.

And what I really want to know is, why did he drive into that parking lot in the first place???

 

Aaaaaahahahaahahahaa!!!!!! This should be forwarded to Bonehead Truckers on YouTube!!!

 

I was fired for turning the vehicle around.