Why Swift gotta watch me piss?

I had a guy in orientation tell me he used synthetic piss , he had a small bottle and just poured it in the cup . 2 days later he was sent home . Him and many others are the reason why they watch you piss.

 

I really doubt that!

 

Very simple answer. There are 2. Boys have a P****, Girls have a V*****. Anybody that tries to tell you differently needs a Psych Evaluation! Yes.......what a world we live in indeed!

 

Except I identify as an attack helicopter, so your entire narrative falls apart.

And this is the part where I need to leave the site until tomorrow.

 

I get "random" drug tested so often it isn't even randomly funny.

They never observed me pee.

But my last physical had an attractive female doctor do my hernia test. The "observer" was also female. Lol

That was right before she told me to quit dipping.

Don't know why my first two med cards were 1 years, but Concerta gave me a 2 year.

 

Swift ain't the only one.....you've never had an observed drug screen?

 

Jeesh. My first test, at a local business medical place, was to get my CDL. They had the toilet and sink covered with plastic, and taped securely. Nobody watched me though. My only thought as I left was, I ain't never coming back here fer nothin. #### them.

I've never been watched since, either fer Medical Card renewals or Randoms. And nothins covered up where I go. Theres still trust some places.

Maybe the answer is to not go to work for ####ty companies or ####ty people. #### the megas.

 

VERY good aim!!!

 

Well now we know who the guys are that are pissing all over the toilets at the truck stops ... Can't use the urinal, afraid that someone might see their wee wee.

 

I don't think someone is watching you pee unless they think they have a reason.
It happened once to me.

2 weeks into solo driving I came back from home time, and I crunched a fender while backing in to a tight dock.
I missed seeing that low yellow pole just to my right.

I had many 'random' tests that next year or so, sometimes only a week went by.
Many were done just as I went on duty after a home time.
One of them, someone was in the room watching.

I was deemed a high risk driver, and that means I was high on the list for a drug/alcohol test.
A bit less than random because I was on a much shorter list.