What if it Snows?

But does it get 8+mpg?

 

Why not Minot?

 

Time for a waste oil fired garage heater........

 

That's pretty fast........make sure they put the oil drain plug back in.

 

Parked at the Waterloo NY Petro.

I found a pull thru between a flatbed and another tanker.

I was very pleased.

Until the tanker pulled away.......

Now I'm next to a spot that SCREAMS "HERE, reeferreeferreefer!"

OTOH, the lot seems a bit empty for this time of night.

I'm gonna go in there and see if the restaurant's open. I'm craving some lasagna, or some such.

If not, I'll pick up a bag of potato chips as a side dish to a "Roast Beef and Swiss à la Volvo".

I shall return........

(Door opens, arctic blast noise, door shuts. Fade to black)

 

Got throwed out of the Pilot in Beaver whatever Ohio or Indiana because i didn't have a mask on.
Chick is talking to a driver. Mask down so she can be understood.
Finishes with driver #1 and approaches me.
"You gotta have a mask on!"
"Girlfriend, I just need you to turn on the pump."
"But you gotta have a mask on!!!!"
"But you didn't when you were just talking to that other dude."
"That doesn't matter. If you're in this store, you gotta have a mask on!"
"But you don't have one now. "
"It doesn't matter, you have to have a mask on!"

"Is there a manager here?"
"I AM THE MANAGER!"
"Fair enough. Bye"

 

I hope every time a driver is told to have a mask on they say "I guess I'll take my business elsewhere."

 

That's retarded