Anyone know of a insurance..

Last Will? “Put my dead body on top of a Pete 379. Have every DOT in the scale salute to me on my way home”. I can do this right?

 

Give my body to a bunch of perverts. I won’t know. I’m with you guys on funerals. I refuse to go to them. I think it’s a ridiculous tradition/custom.

I would accept being stuffed and placed in an office building. Each week being moved to a different office or cubicle. Just standing there with my arms folded staring down a complete stranger.

 

I wanna be face down so they can kiss my arse. I won't even care if its a trashy pete.

 

If I am dead, I don't think I will care about that.
If other people care about it, they might have to pay the bill.

What a waste of money though,
Just dig a hole and put my remains in it.

At the front door of a truck stop would be nice...

 

Travel Protection Plan - Funeralwise
Try this maybe.

 

You can buy a small life insurance policy, say $10k, for almost nothing. Your family isn't going to be held at gunpoint until they produce cash. They will be billed. The life insurance will send a check to them soon after your family sends a death certificate.

 

Check with OOIDA, i think there is an organization that that will get the remains home.

 

Wow!!!