Woman Who Used ‘Gorilla Glue’ As Hair Spray Considers Suing Company

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Stupid is as stupid does, maam.

 

Used to be you were embarrassed if you done something like this. Try not to let anyone know. Nowadays, get on the news, make a big deal, try a lawsuit, get a Gofundme, I was taken advantage of. Nobody told me gorilla glue wasn’t hair spray how was I supposed to know? Nobody tells us Roundup isn’t lemonade and most of us know that. Maybe some don’t though.

 

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Louisiana man starts ‘Gorilla Glue Challenge,’ ends up in hospital

 

I’m trying to imagine how an ER doctor, who has spent thousands of dollars and years of schooling is feeling when he looks at a guy like this. He knows if he permanently disfigures the guy or does anything wrong the man will be suing him. I wonder if he still feels like it was worth it.

 

Um... what?

*casually scrapes shampoo off pop tarts*

 

I remember my mom and I were driving our to Wichita to meet my sister and her husband for a Colorado ski vacation. We stopped for coffee. I had a Tervis Tumbler style coffee mug brimming with piping hot coffee. Mom was giving me a break from the driving, so when I adjusted myself in the passenger seat, I pressed down on the mug to skooch myself back a little.

The lid, which I only partially seated, popped off and splashed hot coffee all over my crotch. Burned my thighs, nuts, and my wiener. Second degree burns.

Anyway, my mom got the giggles from my reaction to the coffee and couldn't stop laughing. I'm like "Da##it mom! That burned the sh#t out of me!" She'd be quite for a minute or two, then start laughing again. Eventually, I saw the sick humor too, and started laughing with her.

 

Ha, ha... funny joke.

WTF?!

 

There are less painful ways to roast a wiener!!!
(Sorry,couldn’t resist!)
JFWY