C/R England January 2019

You sir, made a funny!

 

Oh boy. Former editor who likes a challenge here. Bring out my inner masochist.

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My name is Patrick Cannon, and on January 27, 2019, my trainer falsely reported I made an improper lane change. I did not even have my CDL at the time. It is now on my record, which is unfair.

It was my first time on Highway 70, eastbound. My trainer was sleeping, so the other trainee, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, woke him up. He got mad, aggressively drove the truck through the turnpike, and struck a mirror on something.

The mirror did not fully shatter for two days, and then he blamed me. He said he didn’t want to blame me, but he had too many issues on his own record. I did not know what that meant because I was a new truck driver at the time, but that being on my record still haunts me to this day.

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So you see, this story makes very little sense. But wasn't that a sweet skyhook?

 

Jeez, I’d like to help this poor fellow out, but for the life of me, I’m just wore out reading this over and over trying to decipher just what in the hell is trying to be conveyed here. The only part I got was Larry Bird. But again, I’m just trying to figure out what one of the games best white players has to do with a CRE truck on Hwy 70 and a broken mirror.

 

I’m guessing Larry Bird was his trainer, Kevin McHale was the other driver in the truck. There fleet manager and safety reps are Robert Parrish and most likely Dennis Johnson.

 

You win the internet award for best response today.

 

Dont forget Danny Ainge, he must of been involved some how. One of the best teams ever!

 

Darn right it was. This coming from a SuperSonics fan.

 

Someone turned them into Pelicans? I bet it was the pilgrim that fired Cannon!

 

Nah some ignorant idiot by the name of Clay Bennet turned them into the Chunder.