Something new at the Sapps in Percival IA

Bet you're wrong......

 

The B utt spritzer works great until the pressure valve malfunctions and you get the full 60 PSI fire hose spray up your backside.

 

I'm just not real comfortable with water washing up my ### after God only knows who took a rancid crap in there before it was my turn.

 

Turning Japanese, I think we're turning Japanese, I really think so...

(Japan pioneered the high tech toilet like 30 years ago)

 

The womens bathroom stalls at Sapp Brothers have had the Bidets for a couple of years now.

 

I had one of those in every house I lived in while in the military in Japan since the 90s. It's crazy that they aren't in the new houses in the US for at least a decade already. Must not be any demand for them here.

I guess it's got something to do with women already having enough sex toys to not be interested in something like this.

 

Friend of mine installed one at the start of the toilet paper shortage. Says it's the best thing ever and will never rely on toilet paper alone. A pack of TP lasts a month. Fresh and clean with just the right amount of tickle

 

Assuming they use this feature