Sharks!

It would have been awesome if it was pulled by a Sharkey truck

 

Which one was Kevin O' Leary? I couldn't tell.

@Sirscrapntruckalot

 

I would think sharks would be pretty straightforward. Looks like they have oxygen tanks to keep the water oxygenated, but I wonder how they take all the sloshing, with starts, stops, curves, etc?

 

Truth in posting is like truth in advertising...not very common, but it does happen.

Gives new meaning when you hear someone say.."This load bites".

Shark jokes mako me smile.

Talk about a jaws dropping moment.

Bet the shark liked the sequel to "Eyes wide open"..."Jaws Wide open".

We have Noah's Ark, but in the fish bible it's called Noah's Shark.

Ever been to a Shark Trek convention? I hear the stress of getting tickets and attending events can really eat you up.

We had a shark at the aquarium here once, but it got taken back. Guess you could say it was a loan shark.

Ever have problems with a test, ask a hammerhead for help. They always nail it.

Sharks love hobbies they can sink their teeth into.

Never let a shark become famous, or it'll become a starfish.

I saw someone feed a shark Mcdonalds once. I asked what he gave the shark and he said "A quarter flounder".

Once a shark was tried in court, he entered his plea as non-gillty.

Never trust a shark that greets you with "Pleased to eat you!"

It's bad for sharks to eat keys. It causes lockjaw.

Sharks swim across reefs to get to the other tide.

I escaped from a shark once, but it cost me my lunch. Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

I got banned from the beach. It appears naming your dog Shark and letting him run off leash isn't the best thing. Seems like whenever I call his name people freak out.

Donkey's kill more people every year than sharks. Wisdom that comes from knowing? Always watch your ###.

Sharks fail lots of drug tests. Reefer will get you every time.

If you get bit by a shark in cold water, does that make it a frostbite?








Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...

 

I would say that they fill the tank to the top, that way, there's no way to slosh.

 

I was so waiting for Ben Gardner to appear in the glass.