What if it Snows?

They absolutely will not let you in down there. They take freeway driving as serious as Nascar drivers. Kind of insane.

 

If you get offended easy please don't press this button!

Spoiler

You had to go and push that button!

 

What's the green stuff?

 

I always figured in Dallas or Houston you're not driving with "real" Texans.....

They sure do drive stupid around Dallas.

 

So.

I called KeepTruckin to finally put ELD in KW.
As of last quarter, the dude said, existing plans are 35/month but to get the kw, it was 40, plus $180 for hardware.
I told him to fuh getta bout it, and I’ll change to another company for $240/year plus get a 15% discount.

So dude said hold on a minute, I could hear him talking to someone, then said, how’s $150/hardware 35month for this one too?
So.. who said being cheap doesn’t pay out?

Gotta learn business from Mr Scrooge,
Now, get back to work, all of ya, All vacations are hereby cancelled, all sick days are revoked, HR representatives are hereby fired.

 

Let the transcript show 15% discounts are available.

 

It's been awhile since I've seen a Rickroll.

 

Not gonna throw a broken link, but here’s the song you requested.

 

Thanks. Thanks a lot.